WHERE IS ALL MY $HIT?!!

Crime Log, Muffintopmommy Household, Week of August 6th: Missing: Rolling pin, measuring spoons, can opener, black flip flop, two throw pillows. And my sanity. Found: Two throw pillows. Bottom of the hall closet. Scarred, but otherwise unharmed. Hausfrau reports all other items are missing in action, assumed to have been swallowed somewhere deep into the abyss. (Please pause for a moment […]